(via solivagantt)
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
(via conchstreet)
Maybe my Organic Chemistry lab will be fun after all.
Unfortunately, female ground glass joints are not self-lubricating.
(via selenocysteine)
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| me at school: | omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do |
| me at home: |
| parents: | your room is a mess |
| me: | you should see my life |

a solid decision.
— Uma Thurman (via youifitkillsmee)
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