Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
Maybe my Organic Chemistry lab will be fun after all.
Unfortunately, female ground glass joints are not self-lubricating.
|me at school:||omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do|
|me at home:|
|parents:||your room is a mess|
|me:||you should see my life|
a solid decision.